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A High Chair for Your Future Little Jay-Z

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Now don’t get me wrong. War is NOT the answer. I’m a true pacifist. One of the most evil inventions in all of mankind has been the gun.

It just that the army high chair is just so urban that I couldn’t resist giving it prime coverage on the Baby Gear Guru. I promote products for ALL types of families, urban as well as suburban. Except for non-recycling families. That’s where I draw the line.

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My Baby’s A Bowler

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And that’s okay with me. She could be a professional hackey sacker for all I care, as long as she’s happy. I guess you don’t really understand until you have a child yourself that his or her happiness suddenly becomes of the utmost importance and everything else is so secondary.

I once babysat for this little boy who loved to put on his pink ballerina tutu and “cook” in his little Fisher Price kitchen. His mom would just laugh too. Her attitude, which I’ve now adopted, was “hey, whatever floats my kid’s boat.”

If my little girl wants to wear two-toned shoes and bowling shirts, then more power to her. You can find Beautiful Baby’s first bowling set ever at Oompa Toys. What happened to the Loompa I guess we’ll never know.

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